DID TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your knickers in a bunch? Spill the tea. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a pint and you can chat us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could flip a lid any secon